Brutkey

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the first law of ava-dynamics:
an ava that is sleepy, sleeps.
an ava that is not sleeping, wants to be asleep

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i recently picked up a package of tennis balls at the store. not because i play tennis, but because i enjoy repeatedly throwing it up and catching it when i'm bored and i keep losing them under furniture

and obviously it's easier to drive to the store and buy a $3 pack of tennis balls then to move my dresser

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its nya~ or nothing

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girl that breaks into people's homes, only to cuddle their plushies and leave

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everyone always asks "how are you?" but no one ever asks "how aren't you?"

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why do you follow the ava?

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fuck spotted lanternflies. all my homies hate spotted lanternflies.

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help there are cute women on my timeline

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boil lobster
boil pizza

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