Anon Opin
Anon OpinIf your perfectly functional website forcibly redirects mobile users to the app store to download your telemetry-laden app which bypasses all browser-based privacy protections while baldly lying that the app "improves" the user experience, then, sir, you are a cunt.
Anon OpinAll jobs should be project based, rather than time based. Instead of 'be here from 9-5' it should be 'here are your tasks for the day'. That way efficient workers get rewarded with more free time.
Anon OpinIf old bastards must insist on reuniting for a big arena tour or whatever, fine, do that, pocket the cash and traipse off to your big mansions. But under no circumstances make a new album. No.
Anon OpinEveryone starts singing happy birthday an octave too high. You get to that last birthday and you can't reach the high note. The trick is to go in low.
Anon OpinNothing will shake your faith in humanity more than running a website with a simple sign-up form. The number of people desperate to enter passwords into non-password fields, and the number of those that use their own name, year of birth and an exclamation mark, is horrifying.
Anon OpinDespite idiot Labour politicians screeching about pedos and predators, the Online Safety Act makes children less safe and more likely to be predated upon because teenagers will seek ways around it, which will push them into dark, unregulated, and dangerous areas of the internet.
Anon OpinAdopting a husky: "Aw look, he's so cute and fluffy. Very playful as well. The family and neighbours will love him. We'll take him home with us." The husky at 3am: "I see you're all asleep. In that case, allow me to sing you the song of my people."
Anon Opin"Thank you for surfacing that." Fuck off. Fuck right off. I'm not a submarine captain.
Anon OpinBuy better quality bacon, life is too short and bacon tastes too good to settle for the watery thin kind.
Anon OpinThe rise of American-style pick up trucks on British roads is ridiculous. Most owners aren't ranchers living in the wilderness, they live on a crowded suburban housing estate, and all their neighbours think they are twats.