Brutkey

Anon Opin
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Anon Opin
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We scrapped all the youth clubs, made everything expensive, took away things like skate parks, built massive housing estates with no green space, and wonder why kids get up to no good online. It's a complete mystery that definitely isn't a problem of our own making.

Anon Opin
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There will, fairly soon, be a day that's as far from the year 2001, as the release of the movie 2001 was. I watched the movie in the year it was released. When that day comes, I'm going to feel really old.

Anon Opin
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I've always been stunned that people on Star Trek don't wear shorts and t-shirts on the bridge. They're indoors. There's aircon. They're not going to get cold.

Anon Opin
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Much as I'd love to bring back Tomorrow's World, what we really need is Today's World, explaining the predatory nature of the tech industry, internet and phone scams, and online culture to people who aren't terminally online

Anon Opin
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I refuse to listen to voice notes. Just fucking type.

Anon Opin
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So many people think that they are the best at loading dishwashers that it should be made an Olympic sport. I'd obviously win the gold, but it would be interesting watching the rest of you fight it out for silver and bronze.

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I find it hilarious that there are people in less well off countries making a comfortable living rage baiting gammons on social media and they're falling for it hook line and sinker

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The person who invented those smoked lamb and roasted garlic sandwiches they make in Ireland deserves some kind of national honour.

Anon Opin
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Surely someone can design a better docking station for electric toothbrushes. They are the most disgusting thing in any household.

Anon Opin
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Stop creating more political parties that'll never, ever get elected, time & money wasting cunts. We only need two. The correct one and the wrong one.