As a kid growing up in the 70s and 80s, all the right-wing adults said the same thing: "What's happening to this country?" And now as a left-wing adult entering my 50s, I'm constantly asking the exact same questionβjust for entirely different reasons.
Investigations into the Twitter/X user base has shown that 75% are bots. Imagine refusing to leave that platform, every day becoming more isolated in a sea of bots, like a polar bear on a shrinking ice block, roaring impotently at the empty sky.
Any software company that captures half of a relevant market should have to make it entire code base open source and publish it under a 2-clause BSD license.
Another good thing to add to the list about the increasing use of EVs: It stops dickheads driving around with deliberately fucked exhausts. Imagine. It could be just a decade away.
Feeing guilty and want to confess to something bad? Submit an online recipe and confess in the story section. Everyone hits jump to recipe button.
Anyone who calls someone their "work wife" wants to shag them - or has already.
In the utopian future, all toilet facilities will have in-built noise cancelling technologies.
Men aged 50+, for God's sake trim your nose hair. Some of you are walking around with an entire biosphere hanging out of your hooter!
If Poll Tax was introduced now, there wouldn't be any riots. People would moan online but ultimately do nothing. The internet is a pressure valve that lets off just enough steam to sap our will to physically do something about a problem.
You're much more likely to become destitute or a displaced refugee than you are a millionaire, so stop dreaming about your personal gain and start acting in the interests of a fair and equal society, devoid of kings and tyrants.