Brutkey

Anon Opin
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Anon Opin
@anon_opin@mastodon.social

As a kid growing up in the 70s and 80s, all the right-wing adults said the same thing: "What's happening to this country?" And now as a left-wing adult entering my 50s, I'm constantly asking the exact same questionβ€”just for entirely different reasons.

Anon Opin
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Investigations into the Twitter/X user base has shown that 75% are bots. Imagine refusing to leave that platform, every day becoming more isolated in a sea of bots, like a polar bear on a shrinking ice block, roaring impotently at the empty sky.

Anon Opin
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Any software company that captures half of a relevant market should have to make it entire code base open source and publish it under a 2-clause BSD license.

Anon Opin
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Another good thing to add to the list about the increasing use of EVs: It stops dickheads driving around with deliberately fucked exhausts. Imagine. It could be just a decade away.

Anon Opin
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Feeing guilty and want to confess to something bad? Submit an online recipe and confess in the story section. Everyone hits jump to recipe button.

Anon Opin
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Anyone who calls someone their "work wife" wants to shag them - or has already.

Anon Opin
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In the utopian future, all toilet facilities will have in-built noise cancelling technologies.

Anon Opin
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Men aged 50+, for God's sake trim your nose hair. Some of you are walking around with an entire biosphere hanging out of your hooter!

Anon Opin
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If Poll Tax was introduced now, there wouldn't be any riots. People would moan online but ultimately do nothing. The internet is a pressure valve that lets off just enough steam to sap our will to physically do something about a problem.

Anon Opin
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You're much more likely to become destitute or a displaced refugee than you are a millionaire, so stop dreaming about your personal gain and start acting in the interests of a fair and equal society, devoid of kings and tyrants.