"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
Hello, internet. If you enjoy my dumb sense of humor remember to follow and also enjoy:
Art of my dumb OC: https://zelda.zone/
My dumb gaming YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/thezeldazone
Or twitch https://twitch.tv/thezeldazone
I know it's more engaging this way, but it's funny to me how in sci fi shows, ships are always sending the "request permission to dock" message as they're like, meters away from the docking port.
I imagine you'd be fired upon if you got within visual range or so of most major installations without sending some kind of "I'm here it's me!" signal, let alone within ramming distance on approach vector.
#scifi #tv #fiction #writing
Me: recommending an anime
The anime the moment a friend looks:
#anime #shitpost
I should make a manga. Nonsense is very popular now.
"My Adorable Friend Is A 2000lbs Spike Ball????"
Hitting shelves Q4 2026
Get an air purifier. Air quality is one of the biggest things people seem to neglect health-wise.
evil payment processors, everything is politics in 2025
So is there even a "least worst" payment processor? I've been avoiding Paypal for a while but every tech and fin company seems deep fascist anymore. Am I actually helping anything by directly putting in card info or anything?
Respectability is bullshit, if you support games, support porn games.
If you support workers, support sex workers.
If you support humans, support humans that get horny.
Puritanism is one of the greatest evils on a deeply poisoned planet.
About time I made an official #ZeldaZoneArt reference!!
All the details you should need for SFW (and NSFW) art of my #OC Zelda are at the linkie!!
https://zelda.zone/fan-art/zelda-art-reference/
Tag any fan art #ZeldaZoneArt and @ me with 'em please!!
I'm in Iowa, 1st state to remove anti-trans discrimination laws. I was laid off, and it will be legal to not hire me because I'm #trans.
I do not feel safe in the corporate space. Physically.
So, for now, I am a full-time #streamer and #vtuber, and support--sharing, "likes", and of course monthly subs, can help me live the way I want to, do my gay lil streams, & get perks too:
https://patreon.com/thezeldazone
https://ko-fi.com/thezeldazone
https://youtube.com/@thezeldazone
https://twitch.tv/thezeldazone
vtube model soon!
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
Zelda 🎀