#introduction
Mostly harmless.
Boring middle aged woman, white, cis, straight, married. I have 2 dogs, a husband and an adult daughter (who is currently expecting my first grandchild).
I live by the seaside. I have old lady hobbies like bird watching, gardening, jigsaw puzzles, baking and reading.
Often sweary and full of rage and snark. I have been known to have opinions.
Also have accounts at @Tattooed_mummy@wandering.shop and @Tattooed_mummy@cupoftea.social and I channel my inner goddess at @Anoia@mendeddrum.org
Mastodon rules to live by:
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Be excellent to each other.
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Use filters to curate your feed.
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Avoid 'ai' slop.
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follow @altbot@fuzzies.wtf
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Always add useful alt text for images.
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Do not boost images without alt text.
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️ Use content warnings liberally.
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Apologise when you get something wrong.
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If someone asks you to change your behaviour, SERIOUSLY consider that.
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Block early and often, don't feed the trolls.
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CamelCaseYourHashTags
Remember. Every time the government suggests "under 16s should not " about the internet they mean "everyone should provide legal id before they can"
Under 16s should not access social media
Everyone should provide legal id before they can access social media
Etc etc
I've decided to follow some of the #forkiverse people hoping they follow back.I feel like they need more integration.
I hope I don't regret this. 
When did everything start being subscription. Maybe I just want to buy a thing. Maybe I just want to watch one thing. Maybe I just want to listen to one thing. Maybe I don't need 1463578 regular payments coming out of my account on payday
Once again I am reminded of this
Long hold on the home button to get translation of the whole screen on android is honestly one of my favourite tech things
Apparently, there are people out there that don't know that you can split the screen on an Android phone and do 2 things at once. You just click the little doobie that shows you all the running apps, click on the top of one app you want to see and choose Split screen, then it will show you all the other running apps. Then you choose the second one you wanna split screen with...bobs your uncle
"At least 474 people arrested at London protest for supporting banned group Palestine Action"
I wonder how many they arrested protesting against immigration outside hotels 🙄
Robot Crab Meets Terrible Fate When Its True Nature Is Discovered by Real Crabs
Posted without comment
https://futurism.com/robot-fiddler-crab-claw-torn
Off to collect a camper van today. Then boomtown festival tomorrow.
You have to be 18 and prove it to get in. So I'll use photos of me in boomtown as ID from now on
#introduction
Mostly harmless.
Boring middle aged woman, white, cis, straight, married. I have 2 dogs, a husband and an adult daughter (who is currently expecting my first grandchild).
I live by the seaside. I have old lady hobbies like bird watching, gardening, jigsaw puzzles, baking and reading.
Often sweary and full of rage and snark. I have been known to have opinions.
Also have accounts at @Tattooed_mummy@wandering.shop and @Tattooed_mummy@cupoftea.social and I channel my inner goddess at @Anoia@mendeddrum.org
The Tattooed Nonna 🫒