Brutkey

StillIRise1963
@StillIRise1963@mastodon.world

The men in charge of making money from other men kicking balls into nets are giving a peace prize to a guy who’s in cahoots with their corrupt organization.

StillIRise1963
@StillIRise1963@mastodon.world

Where’s the next Titan deepwater sub. Hurry up with it. Let’s get the line moving again.

StillIRise1963
@StillIRise1963@mastodon.world

My sister told me that as a middle school teacher, she can’t say “balls,” she has to say “gym equipment."

StillIRise1963
@StillIRise1963@mastodon.world

I really wish we could devaccinate shit talking assholes.

StillIRise1963
@StillIRise1963@mastodon.world

I wish we could wipe out all the vaccines from RFK, Jr.’s body.

StillIRise1963
@StillIRise1963@mastodon.world

Now, business can business blindly. Nothing is real, you can’t make projections or plans. Bankruptcy is around the conrner. Congrats you fuckwads.

StillIRise1963
@StillIRise1963@mastodon.world

I want to play fantasy government the way people play fantasy football.

StillIRise1963
@StillIRise1963@mastodon.world

If we ever needed a shadow government, it’s now.

StillIRise1963
@StillIRise1963@mastodon.world

So, who outside the government takes over labor statistics?

StillIRise1963
@StillIRise1963@mastodon.world

Let me know if you need any more white supremacist speech translations.