Brutkey

Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net
Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

I hate buying umbrellas. They usually fall to pieces in a strong wind, so every time I buy one I feel like I’m making a landfill reservation.

I’d like to buy one that, if it isn’t indestructible, at the very least credibly attempts to be.

I want the collapsible kind that folds up nice and small.

I also want the type that opens with the push of a button, and collapses in response to a second push. (I used to have one like that until a gust of London wind tore it inside out and snapped the aluminum frame. It was a nice feature, I wish I hadn’t needed to throw it away)

I don’t care much about color or pattern. It does need to be readily available in Australia. I understand that these selection criteria come with a price tag attached, but if it gives me years of service I probably won’t mind.

I’ve seen ads for Blunt and Davek which claim various shades of durability and infinite warranty. I’m skeptical about infinite warranty if it means I need to send the broken article overseas because I won’t do that, I’ll just get mad at broken quality promises instead.

Any recommendations, Fedi?

(I figure the Melbourne people are umbrella experts because their weather sucks so hard, but I’ll entertain opinions from elsewhere too)

Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

Three years after Optus published their customer database on one of their websites, OAIC is finally getting around to suing them.

No rush.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/optus-australia-aic/428db1f0-25d0-4b91-a755-2956ba853e67

Very important to be clear-headed about the difference between Optus’ rhetoric and what actually happened.

They made their customer database available on an unauthenticated API on a public website. It was barely a β€œhack” when nefarious individuals started making calls against that API and downloaded all their customer data.

To call it a β€œhack” is to shift culpability from where it belongs (Optus) to unknown actors out on the internet. Can’t do anything about it, it’s just in the air. Those dastardly hackers.

Nobody could have downloaded that PII if Optus didn’t publish it. Grown-up companies with professional leadership have safeguards against that kind of thing.

Optus didn’t.

Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

New instance, new #introduction

I'm a nerd for an internet company.

I used to do engineering strategy for automated orchestration frameworks for large scale networks, aiming for API layers to turn heterogeneous networks into something that looks roughly like what we think SDNs are supposed to be.

More recently, I’ve started hunting for new challenges as an SRE.

When I'm not working I'm flying airplanes. I have a Vans RV-6, I fly formation aeros in airshows, I'm instrument rated.

I live in Sydney's Inner West with a partner of 27 years and two pugs.