Brutkey

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If chonky ketamine guy goes ahead and sues apple for preventing xAI from being number one on app store… imagine discovery

-Exhibit A) Grok thinks they cheat

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Youtube’s age restriction AI will deem you are a child if you have watched more than two Rogan podcasts

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Today’s challenge:

Name one instance of religiously motivated legislation with positive effects since 1875.

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When your life passes before your eyes, pay attention to the doppler effect

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What is your preference to scream into?

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Robert Johnson went down to the crossroads deep in Mississippi to ask the Devil to teach him to play Rocket League. Times are different now.

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The central message of 2001 a space odyssey is Don’t fuck with Clippy

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In 535AD, the climate suddenly cooled drastically, and the sun was dimmed for several years, causing famine, war and and pestilence, according to scientists studying tree rings and historical records from the civilizations at the time. But why? What happened? To begin with the scientists were not able to tell if the cause was asteroid impacts, volcanic eruptions or nuclear war.

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How it started out

1975
Captain and Tenille
- Love Will Keep Us Together

How it’s going

1980
Joy Division
- Love will tear us apart

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I invented a futomaki with nori, rice, habañero and alligator, that I named Death Roll