Brutkey

myrmepropagandist
@futurebird@sauropods.win

In fact the minor demon is basically just a cat.

It pretends that it doesn't know the location of any treasure. But this is a lie. The truth is it just likes living with the guy and causing minor problems.

But when the alchemist becomes ill and needs money the minor demon decides to share its secret. Can they find the treasure in time?

2/2

"I Came From Heck"

myrmepropagandist
@futurebird@sauropods.win

Story concept:

An early alchemist does a long complex ritual to summon a demon (so it can help him find buried treasure) but, since he's a bit of a shy, sheltered guy, he says "darn you" rather than "damn you" and "to heck" rather than "to hell" when reading The Tome. So instead of a major demon he gets a minor one.

This demon can only do things likes make people's knitting get tangled and cause stubbed toes.

1/

Patrick, Grand Arbiter
@patricks@mas.to

ICE should be eternally grateful that all we're doing is asking them to leave.

Ross of Ottawa
@ottaross@mastodon.social

Sorting pictures as one does when cleaning up a hard drive – okay we never do it, but probably should more often. So. Many. Pictures.

This was a snowfall a couple of years ago where the flakes were positively huge, like bits of raw cotton falling from the sky.

#snowfall

AnarchoNinaWrites
@AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse

Brey, we fought half a "War on Terror" against Al-Qaeda, and then decided they were cool bros actually because they'd fight ISIS for us.

That's what happened. I get that your media has NEVER PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER for you. But that is in fact what happened and it's why our MENA policy keeps producing unhinged fundamentalist dictatorships.

We help suppress and SHOOT all the lefties, and then say "well I guess we have to work with Al-Qaeda now because there's nobody left."

controlfreak
@controlfreak@social.control.org

Hello friends. I need work. A. to survive and fight, B. to make space for more art in the face of our dystopian present. I'd be amped if that work came in the form of music, sound design, sonic art and activism.

My wheelhouse is dark and dirty electronic for my personal work but I am an ex-pro who can remix damn near anything and can bend sound design to sonically fit cool projects. I have references. Some friends here on the feed might like to chime in to help my case?

I am available for donate what you can commissions for game assets, remixes, loops and beats, soundtracks, media tech support?. Keen to hear your ideas.

https://control.org/

OR

Would you care to check out some dark dance, industrial, synthpop, powernoise, horror and dystopian soundtracks? This is a great time to donate anything at all, if you can, for my always free to download open catalogue [did you see my recent covers album release?] which thanks to your help is growing and hopefully much more this year.

https://music.control.org

OR

If you are in a decent place and might like to just send a few bones my way. This helps plan my year to not just be more productive and active with my own music outputs but also able to do collaborations, remixes for others, and my general backstage artist support and activism for the bard class.

more about my 2026 campaign is at
https://ko-fi.com/post/New-album-released-more-coming-nbew-live-shows-W7W41SXSJ3
https://control.org/#solidarity

Whatever platform you can tolerate using, I'll add to the kofi progress bar. I know there are many pressing and apex issues pushing us all for time and resource, so I really appreciate anyone that wants to help us go down with a good angry cathartic stomp. I am lucky to have a secure home but as I've shared in the past, I cannot work in public spaces so I subsistence farm and universe willing, make noise with my friends.

I hope to see you at this years web concerts and in the feed.

Stomp in solidarity.

#getFediHired #commissionsOpen #commissions #solidarity #boostsWelcome #fediMusic #fediArt #gameDesign #faircamp #music #samples #ccmusic

Floreana
@floreana@poliversity.it

@cafeindy@rheinneckar.social
Beh, entrambe bionde, entrambe fasce. Pensare siano cloni in tutto e per tutto ci sta. 😂

Cafè Indipendèntzia
@cafeindy@rheinneckar.social

La mia collega l'anno scorso ha votato Erdoğan dalla Germania col voto estero. Qui in Germania lei invece disprezza l'AfD, sia per il programma xenofobo e sia perché AfD ha candidato una donna omosessuale legata ad una cingalese.

Con false reminiscenze, mi ha chiesto in maniera inquisitoria se anche la - come si chiama? - la Meloni fosse lesbica.

Queste conversazioni mi divertono molto.

Where Homes Get Weird
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net

This listing only has 8 photos but still manages to show a set of death stairs and an indication that the house is about to fall off a hill.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/163234205#/?channel=RES_NEW