Brutkey

Adriano
@adriano@lile.cl 🌐

Please admire the technique

#CatsOfMastodon

[object Object]
@zzt@mas.to 🌐

and you can have it all

my empire of egg

I will not value goose

eggs do not lay eggs

Riley S. Faelan
@riley@toot.cat 🌐

Maybe Japan doesn't have a fairy tale about a goose laying golden eggs, so SoftBank has to explain exotic Western philosophy to its shareholders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtM0Cjb0dEU&t=3407s

#GooseValue

Hotter, even more cross Bunny
@HCBunny@beige.party 🌐

30 to 50 feral geese.

Jenica Lake เหล็ถเลถ
@MamaLake@beige.party 🌐

Who up milkin’ they goose gravy train?

mothcub
@mothcub@mastodon.social 🌐

My heavenly vessel.

Furbland's Very Cool Account™
@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social 🌐

@spawnofzap@mastodon.social it's the hip new meme around these parts, everyone's riffing on this ridiculous softbank slideshow: https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

datarama
@datarama@hachyderm.io 🌐

"Humans are to blame for climate change".

Really? Is a Bangladeshi seamstress to blame? Is a street child from a Brazilian favela to blame? Or perhaps a subsistence fisherman from Somalia or an elderly tribeswoman from Papua New Guinea?

Some quite specific humans are to blame.

wakest ⁂
@liaizon@social.wake.st 🌐

If you search the names of the #prairieland people the first results are awful mugshots. Honestly they all need the #luigi treatment. There needs to be massive amounts of fan art made with their faces. This is one of the only routes they might get their freedom back and not live out the rest of their lives behind bars. Public pressure works.