@Gargron@mastodon.social π
@zzt@mas.to π
and you can have it all
my empire of egg
I will not value goose
eggs do not lay eggs
and you can have it all
my empire of egg
I will not value goose
eggs do not lay eggs
Maybe Japan doesn't have a fairy tale about a goose laying golden eggs, so SoftBank has to explain exotic Western philosophy to its shareholders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtM0Cjb0dEU&t=3407s
#GooseValue
30 to 50 feral geese.
Who up milkinβ they goose gravy train?
My heavenly vessel.
@spawnofzap@mastodon.social it's the hip new meme around these parts, everyone's riffing on this ridiculous softbank slideshow: https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf
"Humans are to blame for climate change".
Really? Is a Bangladeshi seamstress to blame? Is a street child from a Brazilian favela to blame? Or perhaps a subsistence fisherman from Somalia or an elderly tribeswoman from Papua New Guinea?
Some quite specific humans are to blame.
If you search the names of the #prairieland people the first results are awful mugshots. Honestly they all need the #luigi treatment. There needs to be massive amounts of fan art made with their faces. This is one of the only routes they might get their freedom back and not live out the rest of their lives behind bars. Public pressure works.
AI children's books, body horror edition: https://lcamtuf.coredump.cx/blog/body/
You know you want to click.