Cats Who Code (cursed)@CatsWhoCode@twoot.site
lawnmower manscaped: "i'm shaved...ohhhh, i'm shaved!"
Cats Who Code (cursed)@CatsWhoCode@twoot.site
Cursed alt of @catswhocode@mastodon.art. This will be for my most random and ridiculous toots. I use pansexual and genderfluid btw. Not a techbro!
Profile pic: a black cat standing on its hind legs and raising its front legs up like arms, known as "cursed cat"
Background image description: a changelog from GitHub that has various "deez nuts" jokes.
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Cats Who Code (cursed)@CatsWhoCode@twoot.site
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inside you there are two wolves - you should probably see a doctor, the recommended amount of wolves inside you is zero
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i'm heated by 18 robust heat pumps with a total capacity of 715 kW
terminate :thermos:@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng
"your posture is awful"
sorry my wings are heavy
Cats Who Code (cursed)@CatsWhoCode@twoot.site
@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng his palms are sweaty, knees weak, wings are heavy
Cats Who Code (cursed)@CatsWhoCode@twoot.site
POV: when your partner wants to touch your boob
#jamiroquai #Gravy
Cats Who Code (cursed)@CatsWhoCode@twoot.site
lawnmower manscaped: "i'm shaved...ohhhh, i'm shaved!"
Cats Who Code (cursed)@CatsWhoCode@twoot.site
inside you there are two wolves - you should probably see a doctor, the recommended amount of wolves inside you is zero
Cats Who Code (cursed)@CatsWhoCode@twoot.site
i'm heated by 18 robust heat pumps with a total capacity of 715 kW
Cats Who Code (cursed)@CatsWhoCode@twoot.site
Steely Dan voice Furrysattva, would you take me by the hand? 🎵
Cats Who Code (cursed)@CatsWhoCode@twoot.site
@polygon@corteximplant.net it is quite funny 😁
Cats Who Code (cursed)@CatsWhoCode@twoot.site
POV: when your partner wants to touch your boob
#jamiroquai #Gravy
Cats Who Code (cursed)@CatsWhoCode@twoot.site
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