Brutkey

Cactuar Joe
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Cactuar Joe
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"Promise you'll come back alive."

Sure, kid. I mean, I haven't got a quarter of the cojones on that pacifist scientist from the first movie, so I'm sure I'll be fine.
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Cactuar Joe
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"Why does the commander have to go himself!?"

Because I'm a man's man, kid. I'm a man's man's man.
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Cactuar Joe
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Ghidora's gonna drown Godzilla like a New Jersey mafia don. #monsterdon

Cactuar Joe
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Mothra like, "I'm a support Pokemon, I do know Sacrifice." #monsterdon

Cactuar Joe
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Godzilla like, "What part of 'Embodiment of Human Technological Hubris' did you not understand?" #monsterdon

Cactuar Joe
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Mm, Ghidora's full of red tempera paint. #monsterdon

Cactuar Joe
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Godzilla's pretty crunchy in this one. #monsterdon

Cactuar Joe
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So, Tackle, Poison Needle... You think Mothra's got Fairy Wind, or is this more of a Gen 1 situation? #monsterdon

Cactuar Joe
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Hold on, I'm just gonna remember that one time Godzilla got got by a pair of Mothra grubs :D

They literally String Shot him to death and kicked his ass into the ocean :D

Oh yeah, that's a fun memory :D
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Cactuar Joe
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"It's the first time I've seen action."

...I thought you had a daughter, sir?
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