Brutkey

Cactuar Joe
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Cactuar Joe
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"Excuse me, it seems there's a sunbeam in this room, we're gonna need you to sit in it so I can nap. For safety reasons."

#cats #catsofmastodon

Minerva, a tortoiseshell cat, standing on my endtable next to my laptop, reaching out to grab my phone.
Cactuar Joe
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Oh? Were you planning on doing something here? I'm sorry, this space is reserved for birdwatching, you'll have to move on.

#cats #catsofmastodon

Minerva, a tortoiseshell cat, sitting on my art desk with an air of ownership.
Cactuar Joe
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"Everything I'm wearing is thrifted. My personal style is influenced by Vincent Price and Groucho Marx." -- Street Ghosts of New York

Sparkle wearing a black bowtie, candid against a brick wall.
Cactuar Joe
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Frank and Sparkles, ready for the season <3

A nude plastic skeleton in a chair, and a mirrored ghost statue with a black bow tie, both sitting on my porch.
Cactuar Joe
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Uber Drver Gets a Low Rating (2025, oil on canvas)

A plastic witch who has run headlong into a tree, and the upper half of a skeleton hanging from a branch. The skeleton's lower half is relaxing under the tree.
Cactuar Joe
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Fountain Skeleton, 2UB
Creature - Abomination Skeleton
When this creature enters or attacks, add UU.
2/2

Three plastic skeletons in a fountain. Six skeletal hands popping up out of the dirt ring the fountain.
Cactuar Joe
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I might even WEAR A SWEATER :D :D

Cactuar Joe
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It's cool enough out to turn my fan off! :O :O :O

I need to PUT HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS UP >:D

Cactuar Joe
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All-Out Attack does have one of the better plots for a Godzilla flick -- it's far more coherent, for a start -- but the pro-military bits really do irritate the shit out of me >_> #monsterdon

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Good CG heart, tho #monsterdon