Brutkey

Cactuar Joe
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

"Also Raymond Burr was there, it was horrifying!" #monsterdon

Cactuar Joe
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

Wow, so they're actually acknowledging that non-Japanese people died in WWII. Maybe this film isn't that nationalistic after all. #monsterdon

Cactuar Joe
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

So, a Godzilla has been sighted, or conditions are right for a Godzilla to occur? #monsterdon

Cactuar Joe
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

"The government has issued a Godzilla Warning for all prefectures, please keep an eye on the weather during the day, and keep your Godzilla radio with you at all times." #monsterdon

Cactuar Joe
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

Yeah, and maybe he made a light soul reduction to drizzle over the soul flank steaks he prepared earlier! #monsterdon

Cactuar Joe
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

"Stones can record history like a CD"

...What? No they can't. What??? #monsterdon

Cactuar Joe
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

Aaaaaalbatross. AAAAAALBATROSS

You think he comes with wafers? #monsterdon

Cactuar Joe
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

Justice for piss guy #monsterdon

Cactuar Joe
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

"I thought... The army killed Godzilla, right?"

NO

THEY DIDN'T

THAT WAS KIND OF A SIGNIFICANT PART OF THE MOVIE IN FACT

:(

Cactuar Joe
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

Once again, we turn to the islands of bonin' #monsterdon