Brutkey

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Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A bright morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are being assholes.

Donald J Puppyfucker rapes children. Republicans are OK with it.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Groping Old Pedophiles

Fuck you,
๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

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Today's agenda:

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Prison break! They jump onto a convenient motorcycle and sidecar! They escape into the crowd...

Meanwhile, at the bad guys hideout, the little girl witness/hostage escapes!

Now our heroes dangle someone off a bridge for information...
#AlarmFรผrCobra11

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๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ I'm sneaking in #AlarmFรผrCobra11. They're in Istanbul (๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ not Constantinople ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต). We'll see how long before she realizes and changes the channel.
Gunfight!

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A lot of Germans have a love for, and fascination with, North American western indigenous folk.

But this...

Dunno, man. Am I overreacting? My kissmate seriously sees nothing wrong, and laughs along. I physically make an eww! face most times I look up, and often actually cringe.

Apparently it's one of the highest performing German movies "since the war".
๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Schuh_des_Manitu
("Extra Large" means it's the extended cut.)

No one else sees it? Is it just me?

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๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ We're watching Der Schuh des Manitu - Extra Large.

It's a comedy. Kinda. I guess. Germans find it hilarious.

I find it cringe: racist as fuck, mysogenystic, and stuff I can't quite put a name to. Major cringe. "Indians" are white folks in redface, Italians, etm. Gay people are over-the-top swishy and limp-wristed, in pink. The "comedy" is stupider than (Top Secret, Naked Gun, et al). It beggars belief.

IMO & YMMV.

I tried explaining to my kissmate, who looked at me in disbelief.
๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

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Imagine #Roots (the Alex Haley book, not the Sepultura song) done in blackface.

As a gay comedy.

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๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ We're watching Der Schuh des Manitu - Extra Large.

It's a comedy. Kinda. I guess. Germans find it hilarious.

I find it cringe: racist as fuck, mysogenystic, and stuff I can't quite put a name to. Major cringe. "Indians" are white folks in redface, Italians, etm. Gay people are over-the-top swishy and limp-wristed, in pink. The "comedy" is stupider than (Top Secret, Naked Gun, et al). It beggars belief.

IMO & YMMV.

I tried explaining to my kissmate, who looked at me in disbelief.
๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

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๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ Well, shit.

Time for a new bong. Again. (It's easier for me to order a new bong than go get a new downstem: the nearest bong shop is in Frankfurt.)
#BoulevardOfBrokenBongs

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#GameOfThrones bingewatch status:
Just finished s03e05, starting on s03e06.

Or take a nap. Hmm.

Flash of insight: I have a pause button.

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Harley joins me for another round of Make Me Fall Off Your Lap. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ She won, barely.
#HarleyQuinn #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

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#Audrey