Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A bright morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are being assholes.
Donald J Puppyfucker rapes children. Republicans are OK with it.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Groping Old Pedophiles
Fuck you, ๐
boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
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Today's agenda:
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I'm sneaking in #AlarmFรผrCobra11. They're in Istanbul (๐ถ
not Constantinople ๐ต
). We'll see how long before she realizes and changes the channel.
Gunfight!
Prison break! They jump onto a convenient motorcycle and sidecar! They escape into the crowd...
Meanwhile, at the bad guys hideout, the little girl witness/hostage escapes!
Now our heroes dangle someone off a bridge for information...
#AlarmFรผrCobra11
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I'm sneaking in #AlarmFรผrCobra11. They're in Istanbul (๐ถ
not Constantinople ๐ต
). We'll see how long before she realizes and changes the channel.
Gunfight!
Imagine #Roots (the Alex Haley book, not the Sepultura song) done in blackface.
As a gay comedy.
A lot of Germans have a love for, and fascination with, North American western indigenous folk.
But this...
Dunno, man. Am I overreacting? My kissmate seriously sees nothing wrong, and laughs along. I physically make an eww! face most times I look up, and often actually cringe.
Apparently it's one of the highest performing German movies "since the war". ๐ฎ
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Schuh_des_Manitu
("Extra Large" means it's the extended cut.)
No one else sees it? Is it just me?
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We're watching Der Schuh des Manitu - Extra Large.
It's a comedy. Kinda. I guess. Germans find it hilarious.
I find it cringe: racist as fuck, mysogenystic, and stuff I can't quite put a name to. Major cringe. "Indians" are white folks in redface, Italians, etm. Gay people are over-the-top swishy and limp-wristed, in pink. The "comedy" is stupider than (Top Secret, Naked Gun, et al). It beggars belief.
IMO & YMMV.
I tried explaining to my kissmate, who looked at me in disbelief. ๐
Imagine #Roots (the Alex Haley book, not the Sepultura song) done in blackface.
As a gay comedy.
๐
We're watching Der Schuh des Manitu - Extra Large.
It's a comedy. Kinda. I guess. Germans find it hilarious.
I find it cringe: racist as fuck, mysogenystic, and stuff I can't quite put a name to. Major cringe. "Indians" are white folks in redface, Italians, etm. Gay people are over-the-top swishy and limp-wristed, in pink. The "comedy" is stupider than (Top Secret, Naked Gun, et al). It beggars belief.
IMO & YMMV.
I tried explaining to my kissmate, who looked at me in disbelief. ๐
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Well, shit.
Time for a new bong. Again. (It's easier for me to order a new bong than go get a new downstem: the nearest bong shop is in Frankfurt.)
#BoulevardOfBrokenBongs
#GameOfThrones bingewatch status:
Just finished s03e05, starting on s03e06.
Or take a nap. Hmm.
Flash of insight: I have a pause button.
Harley joins me for another round of Make Me Fall Off Your Lap. ๐
She won, barely.
#HarleyQuinn #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
#Audrey