Brutkey

Shannon Prickett
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Shannon Prickett
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town

What if someone was ridiculous enough to reinvent Billionaires for Bush but sincerely.

Shannon Prickett
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town

If someone gets real good at self-promotion, eventually they'll be their own boss and steal wages from themself.

Shannon Prickett
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town

Factorization is when a flock of numbers spontaneously fly in formations close enough to seem sculpted.

Shannon Prickett
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town

The kitten is assuring me that despite the terrible burden it will impose, it is his duty to eat my sliced turkey so that mice won’t get in to it.

Shannon Prickett
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town

You're just mad that you're not as good at turning silver into gold as Midas Iscariot was.

Shannon Prickett
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town

Firefox already had a button to get rid of their AI horseshit; it’s called using Vivaldi.

Shannon Prickett
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Grief disclosure, I suppose

My mom died this month. So if I seem more like me, that’s probably a factor.

Please don’t feel obliged to express any sentiments.

If you’re compelled to DO something, try to improve the lives of moms. They’ve got it tough, even when things aren’t rough.

Shannon Prickett
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town

Chain smoking is when you forward your cigarettes to 5 people to avoid being cursed.

Shannon Prickett
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Uspol

Just drove past a dozen different groups of school-aged children marching w/ anti-ICE signs. In the incredibly boring suburbia I habitate, that seems encouraging.

Shannon Prickett
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town
this joke might be better in French

Typeface suitable for low-light reading named TrueTaupe.