Brutkey

Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

A screen capture from a GitHub PR showing the lines added (in green) and lines removed (in red). +1 lines added -9,4999 lines removed
Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

“Sometimes magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect.” — Teller

Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

Woof. I am SORE today. #BikeDC

Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

We got up, wobbled home, took a bath to clean off the grease, put on some band-aids, and caught the bus to school instead. City life. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ #BikeDC

Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

I’m a little sore with a few scrapes, and she had one tiny scrape. Mostly scared and grossed out, as we were both covered in trash grease. #BikeDC

Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

First wipeout this morning, with my daughter on the back. The garbage truck dumped their grease trap at the bottom of our alley, and our wheels just went right out from under us. (Is that even legal?) #BikeDC

Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

Can Donald Trump deploy the National Guard to help me get through my Slack backlog? #DeployTheGuard

A screenshot of the Slack “Catch Up” section, showing “99+ new”.
Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

Can Donald Trump deploy the National Guard to help me transplant this hosta? #DeployTheGuard

A hosta in my yard being overgrown by a bush.
Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

Can Donald Trump deploy the National Guard to clean up the mess my kids made in the living room? #DeployTheGuard

A couple pillows and some other stuff on my living room floor.
Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

Can the National Guard be deployed to mow the weeds at Meridian Hill Park?

Overgrown weeds at Median Hill Park in Washington, DC, which is technically owned by the National Park Service. Image from Popville: https://www.popville.com/2025/08/the-weeds-are-so-tall-they-almost-cover-the-signs/