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We can stop worrying about those random 30 Nazis showing up and walking around with flags.

Now that ICE is funded and staffing up.

#uspol

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@krautdragon@mastodon.social
Sorry, but this is the left side hospital.

You need to find your way to the right side hospital, as it's clear you have broken your right arm.

Please check your spam folder for the survey we are about to email you.
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The only Saint I would pray to, if I prayed, which I don't.
#luigimangione

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Elon is a Nazi

#elonisanazi


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I forgot. We hardly talk to each other anymore. So I might never know.

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I forgot to mention Sabra. After the push back for including an Israeli super hero they appear to have cut the scenes with her in costume.

They should have dropped the character from the entire movie.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabra_(character)

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Captain America Brave New World

Oof. So this Captain America isn't a super soldier, but can take a punch from the Red Hulk?

Not believable even in a comic book.

The scene with Sidewinder ambushing him, was the only fun action sequel.

Harrison Ford didn't hold up to the role.

Also a President who takes responsibility for his crimes, is so far from reality that it isn't believable.

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/822119-captain-america-brave-new-world

#movies
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I've been told he can take those hits thanks to the Vibranium in his costume.

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Captain America Brave New World

Oof. So this Captain America isn't a super soldier, but can take a punch from the Red Hulk?

Not believable even in a comic book.

The scene with Sidewinder ambushing him, was the only fun action sequel.

Harrison Ford didn't hold up to the role.

Also a President who takes responsibility for his crimes, is so far from reality that it isn't believable.

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/822119-captain-america-brave-new-world

#movies
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TV commercials for apps which let you "borrow" money are so depressing.

Like every commercial they make it look fun and stylish.

#tvcommercials

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The latest commercial for a Jeep includes the tag line

Doors off
Ya, that's exactly what I'm looking for. A vehicle that lets me take off the doors. 🫠🫠

#tvcommercials

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I mistakenly went to the site my company uses, to try and get employees to real name post to Facebook, LinkedIn and Twitter.

Ya, that's never happening. Here, or in any parallel universe.
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I've never used this, I have two points and it's only my second time here. But I have a ranking of 1475 out of 2450.
🤔🤔

#work

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I need to ask my manager if we are ever going to get to use Copilot. 🛩🛩

Swimming up stream here, against popular opinion on mastodon I know

But it's a tool which everyone is using. Not having the tool on my resume would hurt, not help.
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#work

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If I'm charging the wrong category for the project, why are you emailing (yelling) me and not the manager who approved my timesheet? 🤔🤔

If I'm randomly picking a category it's because the manager never told me which one to use. Again, that should be on them.
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