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New Year, New Blue
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #puns #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned.


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New Year, New Blue
@APBBlue@thepit.social

FINISHED IT. #AI #Tech #technology #embroidery #Handmade

A white dishtowel with an embroidered panel. It features a row of coral flowers and some blue bunting. The message reads: "AI SHOULD DO DISHES."
New Year, New Blue
@APBBlue@thepit.social

FINISHED IT. #AI #Tech #technology #embroidery #Handmade

A white dishtowel with an embroidered panel. It features a row of coral flowers and some blue bunting. The message reads: "AI SHOULD DO DISHES."
New Year, New Blue
@APBBlue@thepit.social
Rodent murder

There are now five traps set in our very small kitchen. That little fucker's days are numbered.

New Year, New Blue
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just bought eight traps and steel wool.

New Year, New Blue
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We know our building has mice, but I thought we had successfully blocked them from our unit. Apparently not!

New Year, New Blue
@APBBlue@thepit.social

I saw a mouse crawl out of our stove and then crawl back in, and I'm honestly not OK right now. 😭😭

New Year, New Blue
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Uh oh! cc: @kevlin@mastodon.social

A display above some refrigerated pickles in Safeway says there is a problem with the webpage's security certificate.
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@APBBlue@thepit.social

I got to visit Mr. Blue's office on Friday, and holy shit is it nice.

Potomac River views, lots of glass, polished concrete floors, high-end finishes.

He didn't even notice how nice it was until I pointed it out. 🤣🤣

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We bought a bunch of string cheese in advance of my nephew visiting, and we're not going to be able to eat it all before it expires. I feel bad for the wasted effort of the cows. It's like when I write an op-ed that doesn't get placed. 😞😞

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Booze

We are making some tiki drinks. Stand by for drunk toots.

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I tried to buy some running shorts at a Pacers yesterday (they didn't have my size,) and the clerk pointed out that I was trying on men's and not women's shorts.

Yeah, you know why? Because the women's ones are all too damn short and tight. I told him this. He said he couldn't argue with that since he wears the ones I was trying on himself. 😐😐