Brutkey

4censord :nfp: 🔜🔜@fosdem
@4censord@unfug.social

Professional cloud herder, does computer crimes on ocasion often

Over 20.
if you interact with me and seem vaguely chill, i'll likely try to follow you.

Usually located around bumfuck nowhere, Black Forrest, Germany

Wanna make out? Wanna get chased through a Forrest?

Feel free to DM me without further warning, i'm always up for a chat. (if i dont respond, i'm sorry i probably adhd it. pls poke again!)

I also have a blog: https://blog.4censord.cloud/about/.

Reviews:

* "Biggest kinkposter on my timeline ~@h3@chaos.social"

Previously also available as
* @4censord@mastodon.technology
* @4censord@mstdn.social


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4censord :nfp: 🔜🔜@fosdem
@4censord@unfug.social

Events i'll be at:

* ETH0 (2025-10-31-2025-11-02).
I will be arringing in eindhoven 2025-10-31 8:30ish
* Congress (2025-12-20 - 2026-01-03)
Arriving late on 2025-12-20.

* Fossdem (brüssels, 2026-01-30 - 2026-02-01)
* Kubecon EU (amsterdam, 2026-02-23 - 2026-02-25)

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4censord :nfp: 🔜🔜@fosdem
@4censord@unfug.social

Events i'll be at:

* ETH0 (2025-10-31-2025-11-02).
I will be arringing in eindhoven 2025-10-31 8:30ish
* Congress (2025-12-20 - 2026-01-03)
Arriving late on 2025-12-20.

* Fossdem (brüssels, 2026-01-30 - 2026-02-01)
* Kubecon EU (amsterdam, 2026-02-23 - 2026-02-25)

Pinning this post for further reference

4censord :nfp: 🔜🔜@fosdem
@4censord@unfug.social

Shortly the #why2025 social experiment will conclude. Please depart in an orderly fashion and dont leave anything or anybeing behind.

The campgrounds will be returned to the immaterium for a complete overhaul and inspection soon.

4censord :nfp: 🔜🔜@fosdem
@4censord@unfug.social

I'm not sure if that is a dutch problem, or a "I'm to german to understand" kinda thing: why are there no grade numbers on the flour
Like, in germany we have these numbers that indicate how much of the grain is in the flour. Like, 403 is the whitest grain you can imagine. 6?? is slightly less white. 1030 is a old middle ground, and what I usually use.
And then there is full corn flour at 1500 something. E.g. great for bread

4censord :nfp: 🔜🔜@fosdem
@4censord@unfug.social

OH: (talking about the Netherlands) not everyone can have nice curves

#why2025 #fondueleaks

4censord :nfp: 🔜🔜@fosdem
@4censord@unfug.social

OH: this is getting OHed isnt it?
Everybeing: furious typing