Brutkey

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey
@Gustodon@mas.to

When people arrive from X:

"I had twenty thousand followers."

After a couple of weeks:

"I made a hedgehog sweater out of moss."

#Mastodon

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey
@Gustodon@mas.to

The little ship was quiet, most of its occupants asleep.

In the front seat, Dortat adjusted the map settings, calculating their ETA. On the view screen, a blue dot appeared, ringed by a glowing information disc.

From the back seat, a quiet voice.

"Can we stop?"

Dortat considered what he knew about the planet, how they pointed nuclear weapons at each other, how they burned things for energy, how they worshipped guns and death.

"We're going to keep going, baby. Try to get some sleep."

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey
@Gustodon@mas.to

You don't need a Tesla.

Chevy is building something better.

You don't need Twitter.

Mastodon is building something better.

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey
@Gustodon@mas.to

#Mastodon is a leather-bound tome, a favorite story held close in front of a fire.

#Hive is a $12 paperback, thrust into a lime-green mesh bag with a towel and a tiny bottle of scotch.

#Twitter is a battered copy of Road Rash 3 with no manual or registration card, only a list of passwords for a different game and a crude drawing of a bear making love to a monkey.

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey
@Gustodon@mas.to

Just a reminder.

#Meta = MAGA

And all that implies.

#Epstein #Facebook #Instagram #Oculus #Whatsapp

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey
@Gustodon@mas.to

When people arrive from X:

"I had twenty thousand followers."

After a couple of weeks:

"I made a hedgehog sweater out of moss."

#Mastodon

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey
@Gustodon@mas.to

The best word to describe why you spend time with computers is:

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey
@Gustodon@mas.to

Remember when the president wasn't a demented rapist dedicated to the destruction of democracy in the United States and Europe, driven by the most cowardly heart imaginable, punching every possible standard of decency right in the face?

That was awesome.

#USPol

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey
@Gustodon@mas.to

I would tell you to boycott Paramount but there are people still using Facebook so I know that the ethics of a company have nothing to do with its success.

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey
@Gustodon@mas.to

The Simple Truth:

The United States was destroyed by #faith.

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey
@Gustodon@mas.to

I know the Internet has changed me because now I greet a certain kind of misfortune with a loud duck sound.

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey
@Gustodon@mas.to

Keir Starmer is the political equivalent of peeling a banana and finding an eel.

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey
@Gustodon@mas.to

Since we're allowed to just cosplay law enforcement now I'm going to start a group called Not ICE, which I'll abbreviate to NICE. We'll hang around Home Depot parking lots and give people sandwiches.

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey
@Gustodon@mas.to

I'm just saying instead of spending two hours on prompts, spend two hours on #Blender.

#AIArt