jwzI write screen savers and sell beer. Impresario of DNA Lounge, the world's greatest nightclub. Also wrote your parents' web browser and stuff.
jwzMozilla has 1.4 BILLION dollars that they are spending on some AI bullshit.
That's billion with a B. So if you held out hope that filling out surveys or shitposting through it might turn this ship around, no. That much money has an event horizon.
Mozilla is cooked.
https://jwz.org/b/yk2n
jwzDo you have experience implementing recurring payments using authorize.net? Specifically, I'm interested in gotchas with replaying CIM tokens; best practices for retrying declines; expired cards, etc. Email me.
IMPORTANT: If you have never created a "createCustomerProfileFromTransactionRequest" XML node, this question is NOT FOR YOU.
I'm not soliciting advice about what third party intermediary company I should pay rent to, and I don't ever want to hear the word Stripe.
https://jwz.org/b/yk2l
jwzCoyote who swam to Alcatraz gets much fatter on prison island diet: It's a 1.25-mile journey from Aquatic Park through frigid, current-swept waters to reach the tourist attraction. [...] Aidan Moore, who works for Alcatraz City Cruises, said the coyote...
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jwzStop wearing a watch. Time is a cop.
jwzThe Dildo Distribution Delegation.
"I'm going to hand out big dicks to little-dick ICE agents." The Geneva Convention disintegrated. The Founding Fathers wept. Somewhere, a federal HR manager clutched their chest and whispered, "No. Not like this."...
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jwzUgggghhhhh this week the amount of amateurish phishing spam that is sliding right past spamassassin is completely out of control...
jwzDNA Lounge Update, Wherein Ribley has skelbows
https://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2026/01/26.html?utm_source=sp_ma
jwzMy iPad is currently begging me to allow it to upgrade itself from 18 to 26. How much would I regret it if I said yes?
https://jwz.org/b/yk2S
jwzDemocrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants: WASHINGTON -- In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs...
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jwzDNA Lounge Update, Wherein the video webcast works better
https://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2026/01/23.html?utm_source=sp_ma