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Graham Sutherland / Polynomial
@gsuberland@chaos.social

he\him

heavily ADHD.

into electronics, windows internals, cryptography, security, compute hardware, physics, colourimetry, lasers, stage lighting, D&B, DJing, demoscene, lepidoptera, socialism.

I am mothman. LÄMP 💡💡

nullsector/laser team @ EMF Camp

lasers & lighting orga @ NOVA Demoparty

I sell funny warning stickers at Unsafe Warnings: https://unsafewarnings.etsy.com

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Exam question. Multiple choice. Blood acquires its read colour from: a. Fibrin b. Hemoglobin c. Erythropoietin d. Gamma globulin e. Communism
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Kaiju fight with military vehicles all around, but one of the kaiju is just Moo Deng the hippo
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Grandpa Simpson rambling story meme, formatted in the very old image macro format with the black border and Times New Roman at the bottom. Caption reads "so I formatted my meme like this, which was the style at the time"
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kid with a ball in the cup game except it's the demon core
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Two pictures of a crab, one larger than the other. Caption reads: Your brain thinks these crabs are different sizes. However, this is true because they are different sizes. This is because of an effect in your brain called seeing.
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Maslow's Hierarchy of Bees. it's the standard hierarchy diagram but every layer is just bees.
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@kajer@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange @da_667@infosec.exchange twitch suspended him for like... a few days? which was impossible to interpret as anything other than "if you're rich then the price of humiliating a child by livestreaming them pissing to millions of people is a tempban"

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imagine putting "senior systems engineer for mrbeast" on your CV and expecting to ever find another job that doesn't laugh you out of the interview

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if ASN.1 was so good why didn't they make an ASN.2

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one incredibly frustrating problem with having ADHD is that I often have a strong preference for self-hosting webapps and such, but can't because the maintenance requirements frequently come with deadlines. if I hosted my own stuff with any non-trivial backend components it'd just get owned by web scrapers as soon as there's a vulnerability.

this is occasionally viable by putting it behind basic auth, but typically not, and the more elaborate schemes require too much complexity.