Michael WestergaardStudying to be part of the problem. Listener of Britney songs, toucher of computers, knower of psychology.
Michael WestergaardSooo… weird question. Is anybody aware of a good #statistics package for #Java (or callable from Java, so #Scala, #Kotlin, or other #JVM languages) that supports #PERMANOVA?
Or a way to run #R from Java? #Renjin or #JRI (part of #rJava)? adonis/adonis2 supposedly supports PERMANOVA.
Michael WestergaardIf you can replace your employees by AI, it means one of three things; either
1) you're wrong,
2) your employees are shit; replace them by better employees instead of AI, or
3) you're in the wrong business; if you can automate your employees by AI, your customers can replace you by AI – pivot before it's too late.
Michael WestergaardMost likely to fix #Russia‘s war in #Ukraine?
Michael WestergaardMy dentist has informed me, they have moved.
They make sure to stress that my regular dentist is still the same person. Which is great - I’ve had at least 5 different regular dentists in 5 years at the company, so it’s exactly the kind of attachment you get to a cat or a cell phone or a baby, more like the connection you have with a bucket of KFC or a promise from a us president: very fleeting.
Michael WestergaardThe real treat of a fitness tracker is the statistics. For example, we can see that the elevation in the Netherlands is roughly 1.83 m/km. This includes bridges.
Michael WestergaardIf I were less lazy, which I’m not, I’d set up a website where people could sign up for #free #land in Florida, starting with the Mar-a-Lago resort.
Apparently, you can just give away land you have no legitimate claim to, so this is perfectly legal and a fun activity.
Michael WestergaardBusiness idea: a fitness app that changes its name to fatness and the icon to a fat topless us president if you don’t keep up with your exercise. No more gamification, time for threats.
Michael WestergaardFukken #UPS wants me to print out a dumb label like it’s the 80‘s when printers were roaming the office spaces and people thought digital watches were pretty neat. Sure, let me just chisel the address into a stone slab like a freaking cave man.
Michael WestergaardWhat an accurate and not at all just a hash function web-site
Michael WestergaardA cause worth supporting voordekunst.nl/projecten/19748-campagne-partij-tegen-de-burger
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