Brutkey

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There's a massive heat wave in Sydney right now, and I think it's gotten to me because this bunker house doesn't seem like that bad of an idea!
Check out the link as well because the interior design is also quite a gift.
https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3970-Spencer-St_Las-Vegas_NV_89119_M16862-23784

A house with a pool, rocks with waterfall off to the left, and fake green grass surrounding it with fake trees. The unusual thing is that it is entirely underground, and there is a ceiling above all of it, including the roof of the house. Another view of the underground house showing a courtyard with fake grass and a fountain, and the ceiling is painted with clouds. Another view of the underground "yard" showing fake grass, tables with chairs, and a wall with a mural of a landscape.
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Soooo is this listing just not going to mention the giant giraffe coming out of the wall? Because there's a giant giraffe coming out of the wall.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/59-Kinglet-Cir-Greensboro-NC-27455/5959985_zpid/

A room with timber floor and cream walls, and coming out of the wall is the giant front part of a giraffe, it is as tall as the ceiling and looks alarmingly realistic. Another view of the same front of a giraffe coming out of the wall.
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Every surface of this $22.25 million USD mansion hurts my eyes but... they do have a slide.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way-Boca-Raton-FL-33432/87660584_zpid/

A room with bright neon murals and paint all over the ceiling and walls, it is numerous patterns and images of things like fish and dragons, and then there is a chair made out of old pairs of jeans. Another view of the living area also covered in bright patterns and murals, there is also stained glass above a doorway arch, and tiles on the wall. A curving slide next to a stairway, the slide is painted bright colours and has stained timber on the inside.
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"Second World War bunker. Available for a variety of uses subject to the necessary consent."
Was "castle" really the best classification here, Rightmove?
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/164225588#/?channel=RES_BUY

A worn out concrete shell of a bunker, you can see right through it and it is in a field surrounded by long grass
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There is a lot going on here in this very 1980s house, but my main takeaways are that there is a table with stairs built in, and an open plan area with 3 jacuzzis in front of a fireplace. An interesting definition of "luxury".
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/195-S-Ferrari-Way-Anaheim-CA-92807/25411789_zpid

A very long dining table that also might double as a fashion runway because on one side of the table there are stairs built into it. An area with 3 marble jacuzzis in front of a fireplace. 2 are next to each other and another one is slightly further away. The wall behind it has some columns but is otherwise open to the rest of the living area.
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This place is weird but in both good and bad ways. The branches are a real "what?", the river-esque wooden floors are impressive...but then there are the carpeted bathrooms.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2700-N-Valley-View-Rd-Ashland-OR-97520/48323708_zpid

The entrance way to a house showing an ornately carved wooden door frame and branches coming out that snake across the ceiling. There is a wooden floor visible inside with a swirling design and stone retaining walls with green plants behind it. A view of the inside showing a wood floor with curved and winding stripes, almost like a river. There is a stone retaining wall with green plants inside it, and an ornate stairway made of branches. There are also branches across the ceiling in the distance. A very large bathroom with a curving wood vanity with marble top, and teal coloured plush carpet on the floor.
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Home builder: What architectural style would you like?
Owner: Minecraft.
Landscaper: What kind of landscaping do you want?
Owner: No.

(It's actually perfectly pleasant inside.)
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/49-Sky-Top-Rd-Copake-NY-12521/447808981_zpid/

A house that is basically a plain white box with black square windows. There is absolutely no ornamentation and the roof is completely flat. There is no landscaping other than 2 identical small plants on either side of the door.
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An impractically shaped house leads to impractically shaped bathrooms. Who knew?
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1685-Chinook-Ave-Oceanside-OR-97134/2052908504_zpid/

A bizarrely shaped 3 story house. It comes to a point in the middle with a triangle window in the centre and the lower floors are smaller than the upper floors. It looks a bit like a helmet but angular. Another view of the same house from the side, which shows bits jutting out in different directions, the house is not particularly flat on any surface. A bathroom crammed into a corner space and it looks like the door would hit the toilet when you open it, and it looks impossible to get into the vanity because the toilet and toilet paper roll holder would be in the way. Another angled bathroom and this time the vanity is in the far corner and it definitely wouldn't be possible to open the doors.
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This house is an absolute time capsule and I hope no one changes it.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/713-Highway-J-Stockton-MO-65785/250513898_zpid/

A view of an open plan living area and stairs going up to the 2nd floor in the background. The style is very 1970s with orange carpeting and brown patterned wallpaper and a gold velour couch. A very 1970s looking bedroom with an orange and yellow patterned carpet, and orange arm chair and a very old television set. There is also some artwork on the wall in gold frames. A bedroom that is also very 1970s with patterned carpet in shades of green, a wall with striped floral wallpaper, another wall with wood paneling, and a bed with a frilly pink cover
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I love that this is an entirely boring "live, laugh, love" style house and then they just threw this room in there.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2800-Payton-Rd-NE-Atlanta-GA-30345/14552959_zpid/

A very large beige house with a facade that is a mix of brick and stone, and curved windows. There is nothing particularly interesting about it. A room with purple walls, white chairs, a hookah, and a wall painted with the blue caterpillar from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland blowing smoke rings from a hookah surrounded by psychedelic swirls.