Brutkey

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Well I guess leaving out the windows is one way to avoid a draft. Also, who doesn't like to crawl between rooms, especially when it's right over a heating duct? Then we have whatever is going on here with the stairs, and the wonky garage.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/36-Kellogg-St-Westfield-MA-01085/193633046_zpid/

A 2 story house which barely has any windows at all, and large expanses of empty wall. There is a small window in the attic and only one on the side of the house. An attic room with a steeply sloped ceiling and a small opening next to a desk. It's very small and has a heating duct in the floor right in the middle of the opening. A side entrance to the house. There is a set of stairs going up to a door, with a brick wall on either side with a place to put your hand as you go up the stairs, like a banister. There is another 3rd one on the other wide and there is no door there. Then there is a garage that is a very odd shape, with what looks like part of a pitched roof chopped off.
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Here's a festive one for you! It's the intersection of Cold Christmas Lane and Cowards Lane and there must be a story here involving a passive aggressive pair of street namers. Cold? It's not cold, you coward!

Cold Christmas Lane in Ware, UK where it intersects with Cowards Lane
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How do you get there?
You can go by Accident!

A screenshot of Google Maps showing Accident, Maryland, USA
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I think this might be the murderiest murder house I've ever seen.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/62-Dalzell-Ave-Pittsburgh-PA-15202/455342898_zpid

A ramshackle 3 story house made of different materials with the paint faded and worn. There is a carport which is off at an angle held up by metal poles A living room with a carpet hugely stained by what looks like blood or dark red paint. It is empty and dark. A creepy basement with a shower in the corner with what looks like corrugated metal walls. The floor is black and dirty and there are wires hanging down the wall, it is dark
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From Wikipedia "...the community's present name stems from a time when it had a sanatorium to work with tuberculosis patients." Ah yes, that'll make people want to visit.

A screenshot of Google Maps showing the town of Hygiene, Colorado in the United States.
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Would you like to live in a Minecraft head? It looks fake but the history and other pictures indicate it's real. The inside is actually quite nice, surprisingly!
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/120-Pumpkin-Hollow-Rd-N-Hillsdale-NY-12529/455039865_zpid/

A rectangle structure made of weathered timber. It has a triangle opening at the bottom and large square windows above it. The overall effect is that it looks like something from Minecraft.
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This house is a really cool time capsule but the telephone prison cell and the stair landing of death are both a bit baffling. There is a model of the actual house inside the house, though! The listing mentions there is scope to redevelop but I hope no one touches this place.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/163513013#/?channel=RES_BUY

A very narrow small room with a retro bench with 2 drawers and a rotary phone. The walls are concrete blocks and the floor is orange. There appears to be coat hooks alongside the top of both side walls. The landing of some stairs with orange carpet. Alongside the stairs is a small landing with no railing, and a side table positioned towards the back of it. A model of the house sitting on the dining room table. It's on a sloped block of land with a winding driveway, and the house is 3 stories and in a style from the 1970s. It's a very detailed model with trees and gravel.
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This might sound strange, but I swear this house boat looks like a cartoon version of a boat and not an actual boat.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/624-W-Ewing-St-3-Seattle-WA-98119/2056984370_zpid/

A boat with a 2 story house structure on it, oval and tall with 2 stories. The overall impression is of some kind of tugboat house. The interior of the house which is entirely clad in cedar wood. It shows the kitchen and a ladder up to the loft, all of which are in the same wood.
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Yes, this is an actual home! Despite its impracticality, I think it's pretty cool. Thankfully there is the option of a lift/elevator if you don't want a serious workout.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/164257463#/?channel=RES_BUY

A gothic style stone tower that used to be part of a castle. it is 6 stories high and is surrounded by other small buildings and green landscape. An interior shot from an upper floor looking down into the central cavity of the building, and the stairs going around the perimeter. There are grey poles supporting the structure.
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It's not every day that a mansion includes a car museum with chandeliers. Unfortunately the cars are not included. Maybe that's why it's been on Zillow for 194 days.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/24331-Coto-De-Caza-Dr-Trabuco-Canyon-CA-92679/25617156_zpid

A large room that according to the listing can contain up to 70 cars. It has a marble floor and large chandeliers. In the room are a variety of vintage cars, all of which would be extremely expensive. An overhead view of an absolutely immense, sprawling mansion complex with one main house and several other buildings, a pool, tennis court, and landscaping.