@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
Lying in my bed. My own body heat disgusts me 
Lying in my bed. My own body heat disgusts me 
My timeline is beans now
My active accounts now are:
- @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip ← you are here
- @areon@icy.wyvern.rip (bonus)
- @volpeon@goto.wyvern.rip (backup in case I mess up my server)
alt text is a scam to get more AI training dataThe alt attribute is as old as myself, and I'm pretty sure I'm older than 2.5 years
You know things are bad when the sun itself descends to earth to burn your ass
New avatar, who dis
The cookie consent stuff should've all been implemented via browser APIs so that asshole companies don't even have the faintest say in what the UI asking for consent looks like. Companies want to be assholes, but browser vendors don't give a shit if Mark's Shitty Company feels entitled to sharing your data with their polycule of 3214957863215049 other companies.
Optimized cofe consumption 
In case you want to read some science fiction: https://ai-2027.com/
Been lying in my bed for 5 minutes and my own body heat is killing me 