Notes | Brutkey

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alt text is a scam to get more AI training data

The alt attribute is as old as myself, and I'm pretty sure I'm older than 2.5 years

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You know things are bad when the sun itself descends to earth to burn your ass

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Katzandra🐾

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New avatar, who dis

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The cookie consent stuff should've all been implemented via browser APIs so that asshole companies don't even have the faintest say in what the UI asking for consent looks like. Companies want to be assholes, but browser vendors don't give a shit if Mark's Shitty Company feels entitled to sharing your data with their polycule of 3214957863215049 other companies.

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Optimized cofe consumption

Screenshot from the anime "Mattaku Saikin no Tantei to Kitara" showing a crazy female scientist pitching the idea to put coffee directly into the protagonist's skull. She says "If I put a hole in your head and insert the coffee, you won't feel the bitterness."

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In case you want to read some science fiction: https://ai-2027.com/

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Been lying in my bed for 5 minutes and my own body heat is killing me

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It's hotter than yesterday. How am I supposed to sleep

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I want to have the magic ability of cats to look so absolutely fucking comfy all the time

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It sure is fun when half of the internet stops working because they can't be bothered to use IPv6

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Ah well, I shouldn't be so harsh on these million and billion dollar startups like GitHub. They just don't have the resources and manpower to switch over.