Brutkey

Michael Stanclift
@vmstan@vmst.io
Michael Stanclift
@vmstan@vmst.io

I can't believe the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do this!

Michael Stanclift
@vmstan@vmst.io

The problem with DNS jokes is it can take a while for everyone to get it.

Michael Stanclift
@vmstan@vmst.io

I am wholly unqualified to be a psychologist, psychiatrist, therapist, counselor, or any other mental health professional.

Despite being medically treated for anxiety myself, my default reaction to someone else having a breakdown is to tell them to get their shit together and calm down … since that’s basically how I managed mine for the first 34 years.

Also it’s exhausting.

Michael Stanclift
@vmstan@vmst.io

This day has been a lot.

I need a nap.

Michael Stanclift
@vmstan@vmst.io

They're just jeans, quit taking yourself so seriously.

Michael Stanclift
@vmstan@vmst.io

Some men will militarize an entire city instead of releasing the Epstein Files.

Michael Stanclift
@vmstan@vmst.io
Michael Stanclift
@vmstan@vmst.io

At least I have my hair.

Michael Stanclift
@vmstan@vmst.io

Please excuse the blip in service #vmstio folks. Our top people are on it.

Michael Stanclift
@vmstan@vmst.io

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.