thejikz
thejikza pooping haiku
it is not about pooping
guess where I am at
yes, I'm on the pot
where I am pooping, of course
it's about pooping
sorry to mislead
a quite shitty thing to do
but I'd forgive you
now flush it away
let us get back to our work
four haiku about poo.
thejikzBirb!!!
#notsailing #sailing
thejikzDo you use cursive writing as a metric for a person's ability to do other things? If so, fucking stop it.
If not, but you find others that do, tell them to fucking stop it.
Cheers!
+I have a nuanced written signature that is not letters. I had a guy legit ask me if I did not know cursive. We had words. I fucking know cursive. And curses. So yea. It ended well, but what a strange-minded thing to think.
++I used to just draw little scribbles, and even cock n balls at the pharmacy for my signature, never even bothered other than the snickers from behind the counter.
thejikzTransformer blew up at work today. It was optimally prime to leave. :)
thejikzHappy Father's Day Motherfuckers.
thejikzSorry, I am working on my swearing outright, but this is simply descriptive, and a deep sign of respect in my culture.
thejikzHappy Father's Day Motherfuckers.
thejikzOne should never use passive voice, absolutes, long lists, oxford commas, and explitives in the same darn statement. Shit!
thejikzEat me!
thejikzThis has no need for explaining.
#asciiart #smolweb #monogrid