Brutkey

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yearning. fantasy involves tears and snot and the consumption thereof. but it's not lewd it's just for emotional support

imagine crying on her shoulder and you are absolutely bawling and your nose gets really stuffy and you don't really wanna ruin her clothes so you want to step away and use a tissue but she doesn't let you and instead licks the snot and tears away and then sucks your nose clean like she's slurping noodles from inside your brain and then you don't have to leave and can continue sobbing all over her neocat_pleadingneocat_pleadingneocat_pleading that'd fix me

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multicast flirting. uh . cw licking . like everywhere . probably unhealthy . very saliva

Nix users should lick all over my face and ears and cheeks and neck and on my lips and on the inside of my mouth and in my nostrils and such and all over my eyelids and under them and leave lots of saliva in all these places just let me drown in the drool really and let it fill my lungs

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do you think systemd-init feels pregnant when it calls fork() and creates so many children?

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chat, is it gay to speak Swedish? (link)

K Klein's new video: What Do Swedes and Norwegians Think of Each Other's Languages? The thumbnail shows a Scandinavian cross, split down the diagonal to be swedish and Norwegian halves; with the proportions adjusted such that both flags fit perfectly in a 16:9 frame, and their crosses are aligned on the outermost edges. Two figures are speaking. The Swede says: "Fake language." The Norwegian says: "Gay."
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A Hatsune Miku plush is sitting in a dirt field, notably barren of any vegetation at all. "Touch grass"? Can't, I eated it all 😎