Brutkey

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anyone with even the slightest revolutionary spirit ("life sucks nowadays" counts) should not be drinking starbucks. full stop. if that's the only thing you boycott, it's the best thing to boycott.

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left keys at uni somehow, of course my danish keychain proved it was mine.

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got my usamerican passport just in time to travel to the usa to visit my mum after four years

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my entire day has sounded like i've been trapped in a wind tunnel with winds 18-34km an hour wtf

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as i hang up with my mum after telling her about the deal with my american bank i hear her say "unfucking believeable..." my mother is german.

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one of my classmates just said ยซ how did they do it without chatgpt? ยป and i have crumbled into dust.

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they have finally turned on the radiators at uni and we gather around them like the little cold mammals we all are.

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slightly dirty talk

remember when men wore grey sweatpants with no underwear underneath? that was nice. we should bring that back.

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the guy that handles our work contracts at the uni is literally named mr jack the accountant.

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Winter has slammed into us.