Notes | Brutkey

me, studying on christmas eve: why the hell did i choose to go to law school in my THIRD LANGUAGE. help.

tonic gin at ten in the morning like a proper brit

J'ai écrit un petit mot à mes potes de la même promo (on était 115 au début, on est maintenant 42) pour leur souhaiter bonne chance pour les examens de ce semestre. J'avais besoin de ce mot, alors j'ai décidé de l'écrire.

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@sdm@social.taker.fr

Legally speaking, it doesn't matter if a State (nation) is recognised for it to exist and be able to defend itself. All it needs is a population, a territory and a government. I think about this a lot.

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@sdm@social.taker.fr

conspiracy thinking

the ONE conspiracy theory i believe is the lead poisoning because of paint/petrol causing all those serial killers in the 1960s-1980s in the usa. don't ask me why i believe it so much.

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@sdm@social.taker.fr

From a crime solving standpoint: it's becoming harder and harder to describe vehicles that are involved in crimes because they all pretty much look the same.

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@sdm@social.taker.fr

what do you mean i just got a bedside table and kitchen cabinet for free from a complete stranger (who's moving out of his flat)? along with a 50L bin?? right place, right time.

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@sdm@social.taker.fr

i made a successful 6-7 joke amongst my Gen Z classmates and you have no idea how cool i feel.

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@sdm@social.taker.fr

Today, getting my blood drawn, the secretary asks for my ID. I give her my German ID card.
Secretary: Were you born in Germany or...?
Me: The USA
Secretary: But this is a German ID.
Me: Yes, I'm German but was born in the USA.
The phlebotomist, later: What are you doing in France?!
Me: Studying law.
The phlebotomist: Very good.

dezi
@sdm@social.taker.fr

anyone with even the slightest revolutionary spirit ("life sucks nowadays" counts) should not be drinking starbucks. full stop. if that's the only thing you boycott, it's the best thing to boycott.