Brutkey

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left keys at uni somehow, of course my danish keychain proved it was mine.

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got my usamerican passport just in time to travel to the usa to visit my mum after four years

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my entire day has sounded like i've been trapped in a wind tunnel with winds 18-34km an hour wtf

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as i hang up with my mum after telling her about the deal with my american bank i hear her say "unfucking believeable..." my mother is german.

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one of my classmates just said ยซ how did they do it without chatgpt? ยป and i have crumbled into dust.

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they have finally turned on the radiators at uni and we gather around them like the little cold mammals we all are.

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slightly dirty talk

remember when men wore grey sweatpants with no underwear underneath? that was nice. we should bring that back.

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the guy that handles our work contracts at the uni is literally named mr jack the accountant.

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Winter has slammed into us.

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when my time comes around, lay me gently in the cold dark earth.