Brutkey

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watching advertisments that are illegal in the eu has been the highlight of my trip to the usa.

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me, studying on christmas eve: why the hell did i choose to go to law school in my THIRD LANGUAGE. help.

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tonic gin at ten in the morning like a proper brit

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J'ai Γ©crit un petit mot Γ  mes potes de la mΓͺme promo (on Γ©tait 115 au dΓ©but, on est maintenant 42) pour leur souhaiter bonne chance pour les examens de ce semestre. J'avais besoin de ce mot, alors j'ai dΓ©cidΓ© de l'Γ©crire.

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Legally speaking, it doesn't matter if a State (nation) is recognised for it to exist and be able to defend itself. All it needs is a population, a territory and a government. I think about this a lot.

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conspiracy thinking

the ONE conspiracy theory i believe is the lead poisoning because of paint/petrol causing all those serial killers in the 1960s-1980s in the usa. don't ask me why i believe it so much.

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From a crime solving standpoint: it's becoming harder and harder to describe vehicles that are involved in crimes because they all pretty much look the same.

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what do you mean i just got a bedside table and kitchen cabinet for free from a complete stranger (who's moving out of his flat)? along with a 50L bin?? right place, right time.

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i made a successful 6-7 joke amongst my Gen Z classmates and you have no idea how cool i feel.

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Today, getting my blood drawn, the secretary asks for my ID. I give her my German ID card.
Secretary: Were you born in Germany or...?
Me: The USA
Secretary: But this is a German ID.
Me: Yes, I'm German but was born in the USA.
The phlebotomist, later: What are you doing in France?!
Me: Studying law.
The phlebotomist: Very good.