Brutkey

sam henri gold
@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io
sam henri gold
@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io

they didn’t have piracy back then on account of the boxes
https://mastodon.social/@BasicAppleGuy/115837757969801190

sam henri gold
@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io

would this app be of use to any of you?
https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/115771589663895589

sam henri gold
@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io

continuing to americanize my german boyfriend by making him s’mores for the first time. used speculoos instead of graham crackers as a diplomatic gesture

sam henri gold
@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io

my local grocery store just started selling chestnuts. i was amused by this because i never thought of them as a real item you could buy, merely symbols of christmas that exist in song. so i bought one (1) chestnut for a quarter and now its in my toaster oven.

sam henri gold
@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io

Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

Source code and a downloadable app to try it yourself:
https://github.com/samhenrigold/LidAngleSensor

sam henri gold
@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io

knowledge base
https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/115118979341150575

sam henri gold
@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io

Windows 95 Nuclear Bio-Reactor Setup Wizard

sam henri gold
@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io

this is all getting so stupid so fast

sam henri gold
@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io

I was messing with 3d modeling and picked the wrong image to wrap around a sphere β€” a selfie instead of a concrete texture PNG.

the upside is that it gave way to my new profile photo perfectly suited for round contexts