Brutkey

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Godzilla's noise is like a zombie's speed. When it needs to be loud, it's loud. But if he wants to sneak up on you he can. Like zombies who shamble really slowly unless they need to be fast. #monsterdon

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Godzilla has just surfaced 100 feet tall with a huge surge of water. Look at how gently the boats rock in the harbor.
#monsterdon

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Don't we all get the most important news of our lives from TVs in restaurants?
#monsterdon

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I wonder if they will get saved by Colonel Awesome McKickass again.
#monsterdon (Final Wars)

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What if Godzilla drank Volvic water. Has anyone considered that? What if he drank exactly 2 small bottles for each person?

#monsterdon

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"You're drunk again."

"No I'm not. It's still the same drunk I was just a few minutes ago."

#monsterdon

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This is a neat way to presage the monster. But, uh, Godzilla really missed the mark. He's supposed to come up out of water.
#monsterdon

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If you all keep using #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack as the hashtag for the movie, the #monsterdon wordcloud is gonna look weird.

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#monsterdon

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Have you ever stood in a large public place and watched a giant screen give you important timely information?

#monsterdon