Brutkey

Luzzy :verified_trans:
@meluzzy@woof.tech

gravity cat not amused-
oh sorry, wrong obscure reference to ancient times

Luzzy :verified_trans:
@meluzzy@woof.tech

It it were up to me I would spend all the money in:
- Free healthcare
- Free education
- Free cat/puppygirl genome research
- Free headpats services
- Internet access for everyone
- Gay access for everyone
- Free money
- Free taxes
- Free HRT
- Free pumpkin spice lattes
- Free ergonomics
- Free public transport
- Free trains (model trains and real size too)
- Free puters (only Linux ones tho)
- Free psychologists
- Free psychiatrists
- Free weighted blankies
- Free Blahaj
- Free ISO standard spec access
- Free friendship bracelets
- Free stock prices
- Free hugs
- Free drugs
- Free software
and of course
- FREE HYPOALERGENIC PET BUNNIES FOR EVERYONE

Luzzy :verified_trans:
@meluzzy@woof.tech

omg omg omg I just passed to the taxi driver
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Luzzy :verified_trans:
@meluzzy@woof.tech

Making the real questions here.
How do you like to crouch?

Luzzy :verified_trans:
@meluzzy@woof.tech

I just checked and after this year in my country people with Anxiety, ADHD, OCD and Depression can't get a drivers license...

I have all of the above. So I guess I don't have to worry about getting a license anymore.

Luzzy :verified_trans:
@meluzzy@woof.tech

i literally only have one spoon when I wake up in the morning ;-;

Luzzy :verified_trans:
@meluzzy@woof.tech

To the question of: "What is the difference between a phone from 2015 and a phone from 2025?"

The answer is: Nothing. Tell me one thing you couldn't do with your 2015 phone that you can only do with your 2025 phone.

"oh I can't install this app on my 2015 phone anymore"

That is artificial obsolescence, 99.9% of apps could work on that phone if they hadn't been made artificially obsolete.

However there is one thing phones have "improved" at: Stealing your attention.

Seriously, think back and tell me, did you use your first smartphone as much as you use your current one? Did you use to do as many things with it as you do now? social media, watching videos, listening to music, web browsing, chatting with friends, checking your bank app, paying with your phone... and that's just the most "common" stuff.

The reason why phones haven't changed that much is because right now the "better" phone is the one that can steal as much attention from you. And you dont need fancy tech upgrades for that. Just a lot of social engineering research.

Luzzy :verified_trans:
@meluzzy@woof.tech

My mom: "I got you an appointment with a psychologist, it's a very good one"

I get a call from the person in question and I explain them my situation

The psycologist: "I dont know any of these medications you are taking or any of these conditions you talk about. But dont worry I have this ancient Chinese therapy that will canalize different vibes and help you revitalize your energy-"

Me: hungs up

Welp... that was a waste of time

Luzzy :verified_trans:
@meluzzy@woof.tech

Did she just invent... vibe therapy?
omg, AI is getting out of hand.

Luzzy :verified_trans:
@meluzzy@woof.tech

My mom: "I got you an appointment with a psychologist, it's a very good one"

I get a call from the person in question and I explain them my situation

The psycologist: "I dont know any of these medications you are taking or any of these conditions you talk about. But dont worry I have this ancient Chinese therapy that will canalize different vibes and help you revitalize your energy-"

Me: hungs up

Welp... that was a waste of time

Luzzy :verified_trans:
@meluzzy@woof.tech

Monday of rage
Tuesday of lewd
Wednesday of sad
...
is this what having a period feels like ;-; ?