Max Leibman@maxleibman@beige.party
Jesus, Wired. You didn’t have to kill him over it.
Max Leibman@maxleibman@beige.party
Max Leibman@maxleibman@beige.party
Max Leibman@maxleibman@beige.party
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Me: Can you explain this gap in your memory?
Interviewer: What? What do y—
Interviewer: [gasps as they find themselves in different clothes in an entirely different office, no candidate in sight]
Max Leibman@maxleibman@beige.party
Would you have put a content warning on this post? If yes, tell me what it would be in the comments.
https://beige.party/@maxleibman/115018992352890140
Max Leibman@maxleibman@beige.party
The dick pic is named after its inventor, Richard Picture.
Max Leibman@maxleibman@beige.party
Thought experiment: a drug is invented that's a zero-risk, one-shot cure for diabetes. However, it costs one dollar more than the projected medical expenses of a lifelong diabetic. Does your health insurer cover it?
Max Leibman@maxleibman@beige.party
Health insurance companies interest in your health is incidental at best.
Witness how, after decades of the healthcare establishment yelling at everyone to lose weight, the insurers scramble to find excuses not to cover weight loss drugs.
Max Leibman@maxleibman@beige.party
“B2B” stands for “Bro to Bro.”
Max Leibman@maxleibman@beige.party
The roar of cicadas on my back patio is the perfect soundtrack for cleaning up my email.
Max Leibman@maxleibman@beige.party
You don’t hear from Nicole so much these days because she got a job verifying accounts for Mastodon Support.
Max Leibman@maxleibman@beige.party
Me: I’m working on improving my metal health.
Them: Don’t you mean MENTAL hea—
Me: [deafening guitar riff]