Brutkey

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Never forget.

The Great Recession began in 2007 shortly after Red Lobster started charging customers for their famous Cheddar Bay biscuits.
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ACAC (All Cats Are Criminals)

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Tea Towel. Did you know that cats are naturally anti-cop? There's a reason why there are police dogs and not police cats. Cats wouldn't only let the criminals get away, they'd help bury the bodies too.
https://collabs.shop/rdplmh

A white rectangular sign or towel with black text and a cat illustration, set against a background of purple metallic tinsel fringe. The text reads: "PLEASE, DON'T LET THE CAT OUT OR THE COPS IN." Between the sentences is a simple line-art drawing of a cat sitting and looking to the side.
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Knowledge is power.

Studies have found that children learn the ABC'S faster when listening to thrash metal.
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I know that Stephen Miller gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out.

I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.

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We made a comic about a pigeon.

1 person in car with pigeon: I have rescued you from the city and all its pollution! 2 person letting pigeon out of car: Fly to the forest! You are free! 3 pigeon looks anxious 4 pigeon runs in front of car's exhaust pipe and looks much happier
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Every true Swiftie should know this.

Taylor Swift's 1989 is a concept album that envisions what life would be like if George H. W. Bush had lost the presidential election that year.
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Wow, a lot of "fake gamers" on here have clearly never even played The Legend of Lonk before.

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Lonk Mug. Don't ask me why they decided to put a picture of Zelda on the mug, I don't get it either.
https://collabs.shop/t6x3hk

A white mug with a cartoon version of Link with huge derpy eyes. It says LONK.