Brutkey

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Shout out to the superstars who can bake while baked, I tried once and instantly forgot what all the buttons on my oven did.

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "I'm Baked Too" Potholder. This is not funny. Marijuana should be banned. Otherwise, people will end up... checks notes ...enjoying homemade desserts and possibly even sharing them with others.
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A potholder with a woman cooking on it. It says "I'm baked too".
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I hope he tipped well.

The longest Uber Eats delivery was 1,037.6 miles, after a man in Kansas accidentally ordered a pizza from a Domino's in Pennsylvania.
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He proved them wrong.

Vincent van Gogh cut off his left ear after someone insulted his favorite knife, calling it dull and useless.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Billionaires Shirt. It's relevant every day, but it's especially relevant today.
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A woman wears a black t-shirt with white, bold, all-caps text that reads: "THE ONLY MINORITIES DESTROYING THE COUNTRY ARE THE BILLIONAIRES." She stands with one hand on her hip against a background featuring a colorful, illustrative tapestry.
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I know I did.

A 2017 study found that the majority of people who deleted their Facebook did so because they felt guilty for betraying Tom from Myspace.
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We are kindly asking people not to jump to conclusions just because indisputable video evidence shows us executing an innocent man in broad daylight.