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BREAKING NEWS: Melania has been nominated to win the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for Best Picture.

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Does it confuse you that both sides of the political spectrum claim to be advocates of free speech? Let me translate that for you:

Free speech for the Left: We want to be able to speak freely without facing retribution from an oppressive government.

Free speech for the Right: Let us say all the slurs.

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I'm still suspicious.

Sean Penn was the main suspect in Irks assassination until his birth certificate proved that he was only three years old at the time of the shooting.
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We made a comic about a trial.

1 Defendant: That gown is very slimming on you your honor. 2 Judge: I find the defendant guilty of stealing my heart. 3 Judge: and also of grand theft auto. The evidence is overwhelming.
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Charlie Chaplin himself suffered from severe Chaplinphobia, which made all aspects of his life incredibly difficult.

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Metal Charlie Chaplin Wall Art. It's lovely art, but I'd advise against getting it if you suffer from Chaplinphobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, Charlie Chaplin is watching you.
https://collabs.shop/zflari

A minimalist living room featuring a grey sofa with colorful pillows and a pink pendant light. A black metal wall art piece of Charlie Chaplin in his iconic bowler hat appears to be peeking out from behind a white wall panel.
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That blows my mind.

At their closest point, Nigeria and Rhode Island are only 400 feet apart.
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Imagine if a cashier at Costco murdered two customers, and instead of them being arrested Costco was just like "Okay everyone calm down, we have demoted the cashier's boss from Manager to Assistant Manager".

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That is so admirable.

Samuel L. Jackson has never kissed another character on screen. He says that his lips are for his wife and God only