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Shout out to the superstars who can bake while baked, I tried once and instantly forgot what all the buttons on my oven did.

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "I'm Baked Too" Potholder. This is not funny. Marijuana should be banned. Otherwise, people will end up... checks notes ...enjoying homemade desserts and possibly even sharing them with others.
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I hope he tipped well.

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He proved them wrong.

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Billionaires Shirt. It's relevant every day, but it's especially relevant today.
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I know I did.

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We are kindly asking people not to jump to conclusions just because indisputable video evidence shows us executing an innocent man in broad daylight.

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