Brutkey

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I love squirrels.

Squirrels do not bury their acorns to save them for the winter, but solely do so because they have a passion for gardening.
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Next I'll post an ad for hearing aids, paid for by the loud music industry. It will be an endless cycle.

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Support Loud Music Patch. You won't believe how much the hearing aid industry is paying me to post this one.
https://collabs.shop/z5jhxk

A Black and red round white patch with white headphones in the center that says "support loud music".
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Release the shower cut you cowards.

The Dark knight was originally four hours long, but the final cut omitted an 88 minute scene of Bruce Wayne crying in the shower.
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That blows my mind.

Satan is never mentioned in the bible. The first recorded appearance of the Devil is actually from the 1962 Berenstain Bears book "The Big Honey Hunt"
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Dark Academia Crow Throw Pillowcases. If it's good enough for a murder then it's good enough for me.
https://collabs.shop/etnfd8

A Black pillow with two crows on it.
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Paris Hilton is named after Paris, Arkansas, which is the city where her parents met.