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Haagen-Dazs
is
a
Danish word that
translates to
11
"chilly com juice. 8adec36e874276de.jpg "At the end of each
concert I bring the

sound guy onto
the stage and
punch him square
in the sternum.
The crowd goes
wild. They don't
even want an
encore anymore.
It's iust a stadium
of 70,000 freaks
chanting Sternum
punch! Sternum
punch!'

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could fit in Asheville,
North Carolina if you
stacked everyone on
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that he wore ear plugs
during all of the
auditions for American
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began in 2007 shortly
after Red Lobster started
charging customers for
their famous Cheddar
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children learn the ABC'S
faster when listening
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2 person letting pigeon out of car: Fly to the forest! You are free!
3 pigeon looks anxious
4 pigeon runs in front of car's exhaust pipe and looks much happier 5822305a08d9f443.jpg Taylor Swift's 1989
is a concept album
that envisions what life
would be like if George
H. W. Bush had lost
the presidential election that
year. f3dc49c83a2e2212.jpg