Krypt3ia@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange
Alright, time to step away from the tech boob tube and do something more productive. For all you out there in Vegas: HAPPY FALSE IDOLS SUMMER CAMP!
Krypt3ia@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange
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Krypt3ia@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange
Re-titled this: "Viss, every time he opens Shodan" @Viss@mastodon.social
Krypt3ia@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange
Fuck this guy.
Krypt3ia@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange
Say, have you thought about maybe hiring a DPRK fake CISO?
Krypt3ia@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange
Your first day at Bank of China
Krypt3ia@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange
Here's hoping that 3I ATLAS is in fact an alien artifact that has come to annihilate us.
Krypt3ia@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange
I have, uh, questions…
Krypt3ia@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange
Say, have you thought about maybe hiring a DPRK fake CISO?
Krypt3ia@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange
I have, uh, questions…
Krypt3ia@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange
@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org @itisiboller@infosec.exchange Compliance, has always been a fuckaround where real actionable security measures are concerned. It's lip service, specifically since most regulations have lacked any teeth whatsoever to penalize those who are not even trying to do the right things (HIPAA etc)
Krypt3ia@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange
@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org @itisiboller@infosec.exchange It's become an ecology of cyber insurance and check box auditing, oops, we lost all your personal data to crims, here's a year of credit monitoring, you'll be fine.
Krypt3ia@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange
What crack are they smoking?
Krypt3ia@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange
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