Brutkey

Allan Chow
@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange
Allan Chow
@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange

Terry Bogard is the best American Protagonist ever created I will take no questions.

Allan Chow
@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange

sunuvabitch

a view of a spreadsheet looking at wendy's nuggets weighed in grams between 2024 and 2025. In a sample size of 4 nuggets in 2025 all pieces were at the min size recorded in 2024 (of 20) with an average THREE POINT FOUR FIVE STANDARD DEVIATIONS SMALLER so with stupid high confidence that we have 17% SHRINKFLATION
Allan Chow
@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange

Ok so hear me out.
Did you know you could RINSE ICE!?

im drinking an iced coffee then i drink water then juice with the SAME ice in the thermos!

I'm not stoned i swear.

Allan Chow
@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange

The notion of pizza places that are not open for lunch is such a fucked up concept to me

Allan Chow
@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange

I think it's pretty clear that I really dislike the people that I work for, but the fact that I am able to block an hour on my calendar and take a nap. It's probably something I won't be able to get in another job.

To be fair to toot my own horn, it's because of the organizations that I built from scratch.

Allan Chow
@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange

Naps are the best.

Allan Chow
@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange

WHY WON'T IT READ!?

(me walking someone through an issue they have where they really simply aren't following the instructions.)

Allan Chow
@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange

The Kids Are Alright

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6fsvUpc/

Allan Chow
@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange

Customers at the DMV can now get certified copies of business records, can file items for LLCs, and get documents needed for things like adoption or international business. Before Monday, that could only be accomplished in Springfield or Chicago.

Like. This is great news. But goddamn the bar has been so low. Fuck Jesse White.

New DMV+ in Champaign making visits faster | WCIA.com https://share.google/jBSiZtpYRVggngyKI

Allan Chow
@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange

3x8 bb back squats @ 115lb
3x12 declined pushups
3x15 bb rows @ 65lb
3x10 db curls @ 25lb
3x10 kneeling single arm db tricep extensions @ 15lb
3x10 backward bb lunge @ 65lb
3x8 front and diagonal db arm raises @ 15lb
12 pike pushups
12 wide to pushups
12 regular pushup
3x 35 second flutter kicks
3x 20 plank shoulder taps
3x 15 toe touches