Brutkey

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Animals are like, "lol I love circulating my blood"

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Imagine spending ten years having to deal with a shitty game show host as your president in part because another shitty game show host has a podcast

I thought the future would have like, I dunno—those vacuum tube transporter things. Instead we got this

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Hey so uh

Never refer to US monuments in DC as "Sacred", especially don’t do that repeatedly, and claim that people come from around the world to "see our sacred monuments and learn our history" because WHAT

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"You’ll have more police, and you’ll be so happy. You’ll walk down the street and you’ll see police and fbi agents and you’ll have a lot of military"